Wow!

I suspect I'm not unique in this; that over the years as I've read through the scriptures, certain characters emerged from the pages as people I could identify with. Their triumphs and their failures recorded for all the ages; folks like you and I can, through ancient text and the Holy Spirit, see our own lives illustrated in many of the men and women of old. For me, a number of them come to mind as kindred spirits but none more so than Peter. His impetuous and sometimes impertinent behavior, his fiery temper, and even his willingness to throw his legs over the side of a boat in an attempt to walk on troubled waters; they're all traits that are manifest in me to some degree. As I close out the story I've been telling, it's that fiery temper which comes into focus.
2008 has been a very difficult year for our family business; the worst ever. As I write these words, I have no great confidence that our company will survive. As you're aware, the entire world has been plunged into economic uncertainty and chaos. In Michigan, we've been languishing through such a business environment for a few years now. Consequently, it has been no small struggle to meet payroll, pay the taxes, stay current with our suppliers and compete with hungry rivals bidding for the same contracts we are. It is in this climate that my story unfolds.
I believe it was sometime in August that I came home from the office to my family, unable to shake off the stress and anger that had been building inside me for a number of days. We were facing yet another pay-less payday and I wasn't sure when we'd be able to cut the checks this time. There was enough money in our receivables to get by but a handful of our clients were having cash flow problems of their own. Several of our invoices had aged to well over ninety days so, driven by an urgent need, I pressed hard for payment. That evening, my children didn't have their daddy nor my wife, her husband. There was only this despondent fellow sitting silently through dinner, impatiently barking at the slightest annoyance and methodically carrying out the few remaining duties of the day. After they had all gone to bed that evening he went out for a long walk in the surrounding countryside.
The gusting winds and light rain that evening reflected my mood as I ambled along in the darkness. I began filing a grievance with the only One I could; pouring out before the Lord my anger and contempt for one client in particular. What was this; was I actually calling for God's wrath upon someone? I had never presumed to do such a thing before. What was I becoming? I returned home an hour or so later feeling cold and dampened; as if the rain had soaked through my clothes right down into my soul. The house was quiet; just me alone with my thoughts. Recalling the day's events; I had resorted to harsh words during the course of my dealings earlier that afternoon.
Back in June, we had completed the next phase of a large and lengthy project for an old client of ours; a man with buildings, land, equipment, a beautiful home, and lots of expensive toys. When I tell you he has an RV worth more than my house, I'm not exaggerating! A payment from him had been expected some two months prior. All attempts to contact him went unanswered. I was perplexed, this wasn't typical of him. Finally, having reached the limit of my grace, I called his office; summoning my sternest, most intimidating voice I spoke with his secretary. I said to her in no uncertain terms that I would be driving over there the next morning and would not be leaving without a check in my hand!
Having slept very little after my walk in the rain, I drove to my office with a cloud still hovering over my head. I wasn't at my desk very long when my phone rang; I had finally gotten the man's attention! However, this was not the conversation I was expecting. As he spoke, all contentiousness left me; a lump formed in my throat. He began to tell of his troubles at home. His marriage crumbling and his family coming apart at the seams; everything else in his life, including his business, was set aside. He had become completely disengaged from all other concerns. What he said next completely took me by surprise. "Things have taken a turn for the better since I gave my life to Jesus Christ" he said. I glanced across the room and caught my Dad's eye; "wow" I silently mouthed the words to him as I continued to listen. We talked on the phone for an hour and a half; little of that conversation had anything to do with the matter that had consumed my thoughts the night before. Afterward, I returned the telephone handset to its cradle and leaned back in my chair. This time I said it audibly, "wow!" I felt like such a stooge! I had handled this situation with all the tact and diplomacy of Moe Howard!
All levity aside, let me suggest one more analogous angle; the Peter angle. Having spent the previous night in the Garden of Gethsemane; dozing-off while Jesus prayed, he responded to a threat by wielding his sword. Jesus; facing extreme torture and death, never deviated from His mission. Peter struck and severely injured a servant; Jesus healed him.
Like Peter, I was focused on adversity; on a conflict with men. Forgetting who I am in Christ and forsaking my mission, I lashed-out and lifted my voice to God in angry protest. He answered me the very next day having healed the man whose ear I had severed!
I'm pleased to report that this was a genuine conversion experience and he continues to grow in knowledge and faith. His marriage is on the mend! Wow!
Please read Matt 6: 19-34

Just a "Moe"ment

If there's such a thing as an entrepreneurial gene, I think I was probably born with it. As a boy, the trait became evident as I engaged in commerce; becoming a summertime lemonade stand tycoon. Later, I diversified my vast empire to include shoveling snow, mowing lawns, and raking leaves. My earnings were invested in bubble-gum trading cards, rubber snakes, cap-guns and the like. By the time my age had reached double-digits, I was rollin' in it! Having a portfolio which included several hundred baseball cards, I figured it was time to liquidate my assets. I found some gullible kid who lived a few blocks away; he took the whole kit and caboodle off my hands for five dollars! I recall noticing a bounce in his step as he walked off cradling the cardboard box; the same one which had been collecting dust beneath my bed. "What a sucker", I thought; wondering what else I could unload on him - perhaps those rusting Tonka-trucks buried in the sand box. Hey, I'll throw in a rubber snake to sweeten the deal!
I suppose somewhere this story is occasionally told by him as well. I can just imagine his version; about the dumb kid who took a lousy five bucks for a box of baseball cards; some five hundred of 'em including quite a few that turned out to be valuable collector's items worth hundreds today! I have little doubt that some of the contents of that dusty old box ended up shrouded in plastic sleeves and stored in a collector's safe somewhere; Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, Johnny Bench, Pete Rose, Al Kaline and the rest of the '68 Detroit Tigers... It was a treasure trove!
To this day, I continue to engage in free market capitalism. I've started a number of small businesses over the years and have learned much harder lessons than short-selling a box of baseball cards. There have been very rewarding moments and others that were extremely painful. For the past eleven years, I've worked with my Dad & brother in our family's electrical contracting business. For years Dad juggled all of the administrative duties yet still found time to pitch-in and help in the field. I've since relieved him of most of that burden and now shoulder the lion's share of the managerial responsibilities.
By now you're asking, "What's all this got to do with Moe; what about your stooge moment?" Alright, alright; I'm gettin' there! I just needed to dig a foundation; anchor the story with a little historical background. I can see now that it'll take at least one more post to tell this tale.
Our company is a small firm and as such, it requires me to wear any number of "hats" from day to day; salesman, estimator, accountant, manager, supervisor to name a few (I'm also a pretty good electrician if I do say so myself). The hat I least like to wear is debt-collector; chasing down delinquent clients is an unpleasant but necessary evil. unless you've owned or managed a business, you may be surprised to learn that there are people; calculating people who will accept goods and services with either no intention to honor the terms of their contract or a tendency to delay timely payments. These people are, in effect using other people's resources for their own gain. We occasionally have such a client and when we do, the situation must be confronted; it's a job that falls to me.
Actually, I'm probably the best suited for this task anyway. I come by it naturally; that inherent trait which makes the hair bristle on the back of my neck when I perceive a threat to my family's well-being. Some of it may have been an acquired attribute as I was the oldest child; a job which occasionally required me to "slay" a neighborhood bully. You know, black eyes, bloody noses, that sort of thing. One time I even tossed a friend of mine headlong into a mud puddle; the penalty for picking on my little brother (the audacity; I alone was allowed to pick on my little brother!) At any rate, over the years I've developed into a man who when provoked, will meet a threat with a fierce disposition.
Now I have a confession: At times that fierceness is not well tempered. Simply put, on occasion I've been a total "Moe Howard". No, I didn't poke my fingers in their eyes, pull out fistfuls of their hair, or put their head in a vise. Yet, my words left them feeling as if I'd doubled them over with a slug to the gut followed by an upper-cut to the nose; left sitting in a daze with little birdies singing around their head.
Such a scene played out a few months ago and I'll get right to it in my next post; look for it in a day or two.

Slapstick

The Three Stooges: Moe, Curly, & Larry


My three oldest boys: Brad, Jeremy, & Ben
(Any resemblance?)

If someone were to conduct a poll to determine who likes or dislikes The Three Stooges, I'm confident it would show a demographic split along gender lines. Of course there are exceptions, but the guys tend to think the Stooges are brilliant comedic relief while the gals think they're stupid (of course they're stupid; that's the point!) I don't know about your family but that trend holds true in mine. My mother, for one, never quite understood the appeal of slapstick humor - particularly when her boys were performing their own version of Moe, Larry, and Curly. You know, as hard as we tried, we never could quite get the timing right and my little brother's head just didn't give the same solid, wooden tone when struck. At any rate, Mom pulled the plug on our antics long before anyone got a concussion or had their eyes poked out. Instead of watching our favorite buffoons on after-school TV, we were told to engage in more civilized activity. Truth be told, we just took our act on the road; walked down the street and let one of our neighborhood pals fill in as Shemp; nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
As I grew into a young man, my fondness of the Stooges did not abate. As a matter of fact, I and my two closest friends from our church youth group were Stooge fans (hmm, another threesome; how curious). We would often attend a Three Stooges Film Festival; it was held at an old theater in a nearby town a couple of Saturdays each month. You wouldn't believe the array of knuckle-heads that were drawn to those events. Never before had I seen so many guys dressed up as Curly. It was a hoot; even now, I'm chuckling as I write this; such wonderful memories! Sometimes, I wish I could return to those days when I had time for such nonsense. Nevertheless, well into my middle-ages, I'm still a fan. I don't know, I suppose it's therapeutic for guys to sit back in a comfortable chair and watch some other poor fellow turn something simple into a complete catastrophe. Perhaps it gives us a brief escape from some of our own fiascos.
The foundation for the Stooges' brand of comedy is our own fallen nature; their scripts were forged from some of our more base elements such as our tendency to retaliate when provoked. A pie is thrown: "Oh, a wise-guy, eh?" A return volley: Another cream-topped pastry misses its mark striking someone else instead; the mayhem multiplies exponentially until everyone in the room is launching multiple sorties of projectile desserts. What makes this funny is perhaps what separates the men from the women. While the ladies in the audience might be disgusted by the mess and offended by people assaulting each other, the gentlemen secretly long (if they're honest) to engage in a little smash-mouth from time to time; the Bozo who cut him off on the freeway, the unreasonable boss, the guy at work who doesn't pull his own weight...We're combative by nature; much more so than our feminine counterparts.
A few months ago, I had a moment where I engaged in a little smash-mouth and ended up feeling like a complete stooge; a total "Moe Howard" extraordinaire. I'll share it with you in my next post.